Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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