Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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