Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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