Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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