Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
as a side note pls kill me
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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