I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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