Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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