I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I bet he comes in French.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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