So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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