Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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