I heard we made out
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That's how twitter works, right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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