I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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