marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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