Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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