i permit you to call me
I have demons in me.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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