I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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