Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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