she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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