I'm pants shitting drunk right now
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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