I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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