he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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