So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
sex in a hospital.. check
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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