Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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