Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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