When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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