It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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