There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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