I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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