Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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