my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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