Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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