oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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