I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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