Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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