whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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