The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
