I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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