i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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