if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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