i think my tv is drunk
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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