I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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