i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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