are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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