No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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