No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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