I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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