saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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