You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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