what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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