Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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