we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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