I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
