He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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