Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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