idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She said her name was "party"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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