Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
